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« on: June 19, 2007, 03:08:44 pm »

Q. How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.

Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual?
A. The bus schedule.

Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Chevy"?
A. Sounds like a fair trade.

Q. What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill?
A. A miracle?

Q. What do you call two Chevy's at the top of a hill?
A. A mirage.

Q. How do you double the value of a Chevy?
A. Fill up the gas tank.

Q. What do you call a Chevy with brakes?
A. Customized.

Q. How do you make a Chevy go faster down hill?
A. Turn the engine off.

Q. Why don't Chevy's sustain much damage in front end collisions?
A. The tow truck takes most of the impact.

Q. What do you call Chevy passengers?
A. Shock absorbers.

Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?
A. Park it between two Fords
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« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2007, 03:09:35 pm »

Some more...

Q: How is a golf ball different from a Chevy?
A: You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

Q: Why are there sidewalks beside streets?
A: So Chevy owners have a safe place to walk home.

Q: How much wood could a GM truck haul if a GM truck could haul wood?
A: As much as the Ford towing it.

Q. Whats the difference between a Chevy and a Tampon?
A. A tampon comes with its own tow rope

Q. Whats the difference between a Chevy and a shopping cart?
A. A shopping cart is easier to push.

Q. Why did GM put heaters in the tailgates of their new trucks?
A. To keep their hands warm when they are pushing the truck into the shop

Q. Why are the new GM trucks more aerodynamic?
A. So they will save the Fords gas when the Ford tows them away.

Q. How can they improve the new Chevy truck?
A. Put a Ford engine in it.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To push his chevy into the shop

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because his silverado got stuck.

Q. Why are the Chevy dealerships giving away a dog with every purchase
A. So the owners have someone to walk home with.
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« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2007, 03:21:33 pm »

Thanks to Andrew for this funny jokes!
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« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2007, 07:22:55 pm »

Those are pretty good, my fav. was the tampon one.
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« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2007, 07:34:12 pm »

I like the doubling the value one! HAHA

If you find anymore just post them! Wink
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« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2007, 12:43:46 am »

LOL, those are great!!!  Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2007, 12:10:53 am »

LOL!!!!
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« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2007, 11:46:47 pm »

And I was raised by an Earnhardt fan too.  Cheesy  I'll let Mark slide though since I've been a fan since '89.  Smiley
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« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2007, 01:11:26 am »

Ya you better Jeni, or i'll have to hurt you! Wink Tongue
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« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2007, 10:21:25 pm »

Chevy Like a Rock want move  Grin
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